Nationalize Google Drawstring Bag

Google is a private spy agency working for anyone that will pay them. Who do they spy on? You. Everything you search. Every site you visit. Every link you click. Their motto used to be "Don't be evil," but that phrase has mysteriously disappeared from all corporate materials. The service they provide is too valuable to let private hands control it. We need to break them up or nationalize them.

• 5% of your purchase goes to your choice of non-profits including ACLU, Planned Parenthood, Sierra Club and others
• A must-have gym essential
• Can be worn as a backpack with drawstring closure at top
• Maximum weight limit – 33lbs